The legendary Hen Bag—a functional purse shaped like a classic yellow rubber chicken. Honks when squeezed. Holds dignity (not included).
Find It →It's a handbag shaped like a rubber chicken. A full rubber chicken. Ten inches of yellow vinyl with a zip running down its belly where you keep your phone and keys. The handles are the wattle—that red dangly bit under a chicken's chin—and when you squeeze it, it honks. Someone at Archie McPhee sat in a meeting and said 'What if your purse was also a squeaky toy?' and nobody stopped them.
People who've given up on subtlety. Halloween completists. Anyone who's ever thought 'I wish my handbag announced my arrival.'
Over a thousand people have bought this and given it four and a half stars. Some of them got it tattooed on themselves. I stock it because occasionally you meet someone and think 'that person needs a chicken they can put their wallet in' and it turns out you're right.
10 inches long · Vinyl/rubber exterior · Zippered compartment · Red wattle handles · Honks when squeezed · Room for phone, wallet, keys