🍕 Pizza Sleeping Bag
Weirdness: ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ (5/5)
~$30–$50
Become a human pizza slice. Surprisingly cozy. Maximum weirdness.
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Become a human pizza slice. Surprisingly cozy. Maximum weirdness.
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It's a sleeping bag designed to look like a slice of pizza. You zip yourself inside and your head becomes a pepperoni. I've stared at this for twenty minutes trying to work out the thought process. Someone sat in a meeting and said 'what if people could sleep inside food' and everyone just... agreed. It's properly insulated, actually warm, and comes in different pizza varieties, which raises further questions I'm not equipped to answer.
Anyone who's ever said 'I love pizza' and meant it a bit too literally. Also brilliant for parents who've run out of ways to make camping seem exciting.
Because three people bought it in one week and they all looked absolutely delighted with themselves. I still don't understand the appeal of becoming a human pizza topping, but I've learned to stop questioning what makes people happy.
Polyester/fleece · Adult and kid sizes · Machine washable · Fits standard sleeping bag dimensions
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