A miniature dumpster with LED flickering flames inside. A monument to chaos on your desk.
Buy on Amazon โIt's a tiny green dumpster โ about the size of a coffee mug โ with little LED flames that flicker away inside it. The flames actually look quite convincing, I'll give it that. So you've essentially got a wee bin on fire sitting on your desk, which is either deeply funny or deeply concerning depending on what sort of week you're having.
Anyone who's looked at their to-do list and thought 'yes, this is fine, everything's fine' while their eye twitches slightly.
Because apparently enough people wanted to acknowledge that things are falling apart that someone made a product about it. And then other people bought it. And now I'm selling it. The flames do look quite nice though.
LED flickering flames ยท Desktop-sized ยท Battery or USB powered ยท Various styles available