🏢 Corporate Nonsense Generator
Weirdness: ⚡⚡⚡⚡ (4/5)
$50
A device that generates meaningless corporate buzzword phrases. 'Let's synergize the paradigm shift.'
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A device that generates meaningless corporate buzzword phrases. 'Let's synergize the paradigm shift.'
Find It →It's a button that spits out fake corporate jargon. Except — and this is the bit that keeps me up at night — it's not fake. 'Leverage our synergistic bandwidth.' 'Ideate around the vertical integration pipeline.' These are real sentences people have said in rooms with whiteboards. The machine's just honest about it.
Anyone who's ever nodded seriously while someone said 'circle back on that deliverable.' You know who you are.
I stock it because the people who need this know they need it the moment they see it. They buy it, they laugh, then they go back to their desk and someone genuinely says 'let's touch base offline' and the laughter stops.
Battery-powered · Random phrase generation · Desktop-sized · By Uncommon Goods