🍞 Butter Toast Shoulder Bag
Weirdness: ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ (5/5)
$9.99
A plush crossbody bag shaped like a slice of buttered toast. Functional and baffling.
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A plush crossbody bag shaped like a slice of buttered toast. Functional and baffling.
Find It →It's a shoulder bag designed to look exactly like a piece of buttered toast. Not toast-inspired. Not toast-themed. Actual toast. Golden brown, quilted texture, and a little pat of butter sitting on top in a slightly different shade of yellow because whoever made this decided accuracy was important. It zips shut and holds your phone and keys, which means someone sat in a meeting and said 'people will want to carry their valuables in bread' and nobody stopped them.
People who want to be asked about their bag at bus stops. People who think breakfast should follow them around all day.
Because it's under a tenner and I genuinely want to know who buys this. I've stocked it specifically to find out if there's a toast bag community I don't know about.
Plush material · Zipper closure · Adjustable crossbody strap · Fits phone & essentials